i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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