As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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