i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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