so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm always down for nudity.
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