I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Randomize