Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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