apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
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I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
i am craving dick and cupcakes
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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