I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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