that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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