I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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