I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
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I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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