if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
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the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
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do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm determined to sit on that face.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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