I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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