Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
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I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize