Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
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I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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