I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
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WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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