real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My first STD was from a foam party
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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