so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
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You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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