just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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