I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
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I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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