Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
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She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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