margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
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im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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