i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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