it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
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There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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