I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
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I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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