did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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