i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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