You're so nebulous sometimes
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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