So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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