So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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