Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
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I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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