Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
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Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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