i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
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You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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