do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
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I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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