i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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