sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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