Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize