i just made my gag reflex go away.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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