stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
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I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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