everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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