Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
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Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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