I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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