I just made out with a guy for $7.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Randomize