I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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