I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
and you fell through a lawn chair
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i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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