she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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