We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
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Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
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I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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