So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
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In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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