I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
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You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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