I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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